Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 15, 2021

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    “No – I’m just a big fan of 48 Hours .”

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    JasonIrelan1  over 3 years ago

    One time I slept in the same spot for 49 hours.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    “Actually I bumped my head really bad. I was two dayzed to get up.”

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    Why isn’t the couch shredded?

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    Is he holding a laser pointer instead of a pen?

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    WoodTrail  over 3 years ago

    Latest article in Catster Magazine

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It was pretty hairy.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Meow.

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    Chris  over 3 years ago

    wait, I thought I was underachieving.

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    ktsndog  over 3 years ago

    overachiever? more like lazy!

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    Barnabus Blackoak  over 3 years ago

    the joke would be funnier if he said “Have you always been an UNDERacheiver ?”

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Not all cats shred furniture …

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    Doctor Toon  over 3 years ago

    None of our cats would make it, they would never go that long without eating

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Huh? Sorry, I was just taking a little nap.

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    Would he not have to visit the litterbox during the wee hours of the morning?

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Over a period of three days (72 hours) this last winter every time I saw one of our cats she was sleeping in the same spot. Now I am sure she got up for food, playtime and the necessary, but I never saw her in those locations. She was sleeping on one of the heating vents and it was cold.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    4 toes. The standard for the comic world.

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    thejanith Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh. What a great way to start a day!

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Obviously a sloth in disguise.

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      over 3 years ago

    Wow, that is quite impressive.

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