Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 19, 2021

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    allen@home  almost 3 years ago

    Drack has a sweet tooth.

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    The misinformation source!

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    MichaelAxelFleming  almost 3 years ago

    Transylvania troll farm

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    A Common 'tator  almost 3 years ago

    … and you don’t need a crucifix… Use a Star of David instead…

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    Ah! An unnamed source!

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the cows in Chick-fil-A ads.

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    Znox11  almost 3 years ago

    If the whipped cream doesn’t work you can try ivermectin, I hear good things about it.

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    dflak  almost 3 years ago

    The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of misinformation.

    Attributed to Mark Twain: A lie is halfway around the world before the truth gets its shoes on.

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  almost 3 years ago

    Deplorables and Covid-19.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 3 years ago

    The one weird secret that vampires don’t want you to know!

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    Carol from CT  almost 3 years ago

    Careful, he just wants to neck….

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    … or chocolate syrup. Sprinkles would be nice.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    He’s really concentrating. After all, his life is at stake!

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    Whipped cream and bring a cherry

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Fake news!

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    Stupid  almost 3 years ago

    Ivermectin (sp?) anyone? Bleach?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Internet Truths.

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure vampires are lactose-intolerant.

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      almost 3 years ago

    I love me some whipped cream.

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