Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 13, 2022

Aha! So that’s why!

Too funny

He only steals right socks.

You just ruined all the suspense Half Full built up today!!!

Gee, it socks to be them.

This breings up a good point. Why should one-legged people have to buy socks and shoes in pairs?

A department store clerk once told me that people will steal single shoes, for some unknown reason. There can’t be that many one-legged people out there.

Dark humor!!

Had him PEGGED as the sock bandit all along!

Now, what WOOD give him the idea the socks are his?

So THAT’S where they all go!

Piracy socks. Arrrrrr!

Since he took a male and female sock, he must have a matching wife at home.

AHA!

His brother “The Panty Pirate” has a whole lot more fun. Especially on laundry day when they are out of clean under wear.

Ahoy maties. The cretin is targeting Arrghyle socks.

Now this one is laugh-out-loud funny!

Nice way to make a new friend?

Hire the Ninja Sloth to get your socks back.