Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 08, 2023

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    Mark’s got a Valentines kissy theme goin

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Oooh, a touch screen!

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    Just don’t get too smart with me.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  almost 2 years ago

    ❝How do I make a love connection when I can’t even get a frikken signal?❞

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Ha. It a phoney relationship.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    Your pad or mine?

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    What if it’s Siri and Bixby? (Who’s gonna bite the Apple?)

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Cell phones in the Garden of Eden…. The snake offers them an Apple. (Sorry, not sorry! :-) )

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    StarNut Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They should turn on Private Mode

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Careful, It can (will likely) snowball. Can I swipe you here? Can I swipe you there? Can I ‘click’ you there!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Ok, but turn down the lighting…

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    Eristic  almost 2 years ago

    Ugh, how about a screenshot instead.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    SuckFaceTime

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They must be in a hotspot.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    It’ll never work. She’s a USB-C and he’s a Mini-b

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    “Are you set on vibrate?”

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    twstd  almost 2 years ago

    The connection is strong with these two

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