Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 05, 2023

Their child wanted a dog.

But he’s now out in the backyard.

Somewhere.

I heard a joke once, the gist of which was — the earth could NOT be flat because cats would have knocked everything off of it.

I’m trying to figure out which is the wife. The chair legs on the right are daintier looking, so I’ll assume she’s the cat lover.

That would get kind of old after a few times.

She’s Got A Heavy Burden On Her Shoulders From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT:

There are certain jobs that you simply cannot do working from home. Managing the actual computer hardware and cables so that everyone else can work from home is one of those.

Fortunately, the woman who manages the servers and equipment for my workplace actually volunteered to keep working from the office. When lock down ended and we moved to a part-work-from-home-by-agreement model, she opted for “ad-hoc”, which means that she continued to work in the office.

A few people commented that [Hardware Worker] should work from home at least one day a week, but she brushed them off saying that her neck hurt when she did so.

I didn’t think anything of this comment until the day came that [Hardware Worker] was sick and chose to work from home. She video-called into our meeting with the executive directors with a beautiful white fur scarf around her neck.

And when the chief information officer opened the meeting, the fur scarf lifted its head to meow at us.

I was in close to a dozen meetings for the week or so [Hardware Worker] was at home. Her cat — who is an absolutely enormous boy that I swear must be part Maine C00n — never once moved from her shoulders the entire time.

Feline job

Headless?

“Knock it off, cat!… uh… er… knock off, knocking it off!”

this one’s on the mark

hahahaha

If only Achmed was there, he could say “I keel you!” to the cat and do it nine times.

Looks like Simon’s Cat!!!

Probably the one asking the question is the husband.

Puuurfect!

I LOVE this comic !!!!!

Nothing to lose your head over!

ROFL. Literally.

Could have been worse if they had a dog. Would have to dig themselves out of the yard everyday.

If we could only see the pelvises we’d know. Oops…

I sure lose my head over our cats.

That’s okay, he’s a numbskull anyway!!

Huh?