Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 19, 2023

Oh the horror.

Death by a thousand cuts.

Cut! That’s a wrap!

TROMA Films presents…“Wrap Party 2 – Wath of her inept boy friend!”

Cue the ominous myoosic.

The sequel to the “Halloween” horror movies, called “Christmas!”

Finally, murder mystery unwrapped!!

This “wrap” video is brutal!

Cue Aerosmith and Run DMC "Cut this way! CUT the Waaay!

You paid to see this. Enjoy.

They should be watching a comedy. They’d be rolling in the aisles.

A shear catastrophe

Scissors 3: The Slicing.

Clever!

I’ve got this movie on tape.

Ah, the horror of Christmas wrapping.

I love how when he does things like this, there’s always one breaking the fourth wall looking in shock out at the readers.

They should be playing wrap music.

Slasher flic.

And just wait until you see what they do with the tube bones!

Scissors cut paper. Will the Rock be the hero who saves them? Then the hero gets all wrapped up with the leading lady at the end.

Wrong kind of wrap party….

He’s in the house! LOL

I can imagine when they finished filming someone hollered “that’s a wrap!”

Ha! An Edward Scissorhands Christmas classic.

That’s a wrap!

Dead on a ravel.

Not the Gift Tag Killer!

Another wrapper was killed last night, tape at 11

The great detective Shearlock will no doubt cut through the layers to wrap this crime up with a ribbon.

Wait till they see the scene where person who used scissors is smiling from wrapping a gift with piece of decorative wrap

I had to look twice before I realized it wasn’t a peppermint stick.