Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 06, 2024

And the lines are latitude, longitude and … amplitude?

Tomorrows news, Planet Earth sues Google for taking her photos without her permission and posting them on the internet!

That the second biggest laptop me has ever seen.

Google is Earth’s friend.

Your name means dirt.

No thanks. I’m not sure I’d like what I’d find. Then again…

Google Earth is a cool program. I use it to plan my trips so I can recognize scenery along the way.

When you’re the earth, no matter where you go, there you are.

If you Google yourself, you’ll go blind.

What happens if you press the escape button?

“You are here”

I never Google myself. Some things I just don’t want to know.