Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 03, 2024

Is he taking the poo bag?

You’re welcome to it!

There’s more where that came from!!

I don’t know why are aliens depicted as ugly snail-like and insect-like, why can’t they be good looking humanoids? why are all good things and beautiful people have to come from earth? the media is geocentric, if parallel universes are real I’m sure there are planets and people as beautiful as earth and its populations.

Wait until he learns that the dog is full of that stuff!

Great. Now we’re polluting another planet.

Dumb alien doesn’t know sh!t.

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists was always suspected!

Saw several of these filled bags dumped besides the path in a nature preserve area on Fehmarn the other day. The more disturbing because the s**t would just rot away without the bag.

I like to do a thought experiment I am a boy/girl/whatever scout from the planet Zarg and I am working on my merit badge in privative societies. So our scoutmaster takes the troop to this piece of debris orbiting a middle aged, yellow dwarf star in the galactic suburbs.

When you look at our society from the outside, it looks a lot different than when embedded in it. Most of the things we believe as truth are arbitrary. Very often, this is comical. Too often, it is tragic.

I suggest you try this exercise yourself from time to time. It can be a bit scary, especially when you find out things about yourself.

This is a bunch crap.

They can come by my home and collect all the valuable things in my cat’s litter boxes too

Close encounters of the tu-rd kind.

If its so valuable why do so many just leave full bags on the ground?

That old saying, eat $hit and die!

I think these space creatures are adorable! There was a comic for Halloween featuring them and I was wondering if they are new characters? I love their perspective and I hope to see more of them!

Get A Life

By all means, take it!

Yup. In one form or another.

We doo!

A (brown) bag full of joy!

I wonder if those aliens have anything good to trade for more bags of s**t. We may be able to work something out.

cuz humans good… aliens bad!

Heard the story about the aliens that captured a cat; after seeing what his life was like, the decided his types were running the world, cause they were housed for free, fed for free, did no work and even had someone to remove their kitty litter too.

We are ALONE in the Cosmos…