Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 13, 2025

check your ASP

(a few days early for “the wearing of the green”)

What snakes? Ireland never had any.

Check in Australia.

Nice celtic design there.

Medusa’s half-brother, Patrick.

Yuck

Barry White sang and led snakes to safety in The Simpsons (Whacking Day episode)

I know a few people who’d die for a coat like that…

They’ll be back.

Drove? I could see how he might load the snakes in a big semi and drive them to the Irish coast, but wouldn’t he need to put them on a boat for the rest of the trip?

Maybe that’s why the snakes pulled this trick on him. They don’t like boats.

It looks like they’re still in Ireland (assuming you are).

EEKK is all I can respond to this comic panel duo!!

EEEKKK is all I can comment to this panel duo!!

Medusa went bald when the two of them met.

A description of the IRA?

No evidence there were ever snakes in Ireland post-Ice Age. More pale guys taking credit for stuff that never happened.

That’s ancient hissedtory.

those sneaky slitherers

They are in the White House. tRump told us that 8 years ago.