Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 24, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 days ago

    “Hey! They’re catatonic.”

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    Freebyrd1  7 days ago

    If he’s stupid enough to leave food where his animals can get it he won’t twig for a while.

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    ʲᔆ  7 days ago

    those cats are dummies

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    1ecrae  7 days ago

    HEY? THIS CAT WAS A MALE!

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 days ago

    Just as long as he doesn’t start poking pins in those dolls…

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    Gent  7 days ago

    Well he no realising till now so he a dummy too.

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    goboboyd  7 days ago

    When the purr box batteries wear out the jig is up.

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    Doug K  7 days ago

    He should be suspicious … when (because) they’re behaving so well.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  7 days ago

    why would anyone go and leave a roast turkey out on a counter like that? with pets in the house?

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    bobtoledo Premium Member 7 days ago

    Eat, don’t talk!

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    KEA  7 days ago

    The Cat Got Dead by Heywood Banks — look it up

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 days ago

    St. Pet Trick’s Day.

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    mountainclimber  7 days ago

    Both my cats like my lap. Neither of them likes the other. So that’s not happening.

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    catmom1360  7 days ago

    Funny!

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