Overboard by Chip Dunham for May 12, 2018

Rub a dub dub, three men…

WITH A CANDY CRUSH!!!!

No doubt looking up Google navigation charts.

Maybe they’re watching gocomics.co….?.Lol

Sigh – who next? The evil smart phone is absorbing all life on earth!

Who’s their carrier? How are they getting a signal out in the ocean?

Being of the elderly persuasion, I frequently go to the mall to walk (in bad weather). But I cannot tell you of the entertainment value of my rests in the courtyard watching people so intent on their phones either bumping into others, missing a step on the escalator, walking smack into a glass window instead of the door, or (best yet) taking a tumble into the fountain. It’s priceless. But the sobering thought follows that they’re probably just as intent on their phones while operating a motor vehicle.

Actually, they’re all using the Marine Traffic app on their phones watching for other ships to attack. It works better than the crow’s next.

I have a few tidal apps on my phone (we live on the water, and it does go over the road on occasion), so that could be plausible. NOAA has a few apps and there are oodles of maritime apps for all sorts of weather interests. Ya never know…

They are hooking up to the mast cam wi-if signal.

Is there a person here over 55 (perhaps) who doesn’t understand this? Is there anyone UNDER 55 who doesn’t understand why it is not understood??? Talk about a generation gap!

Oh noooo, not on the good ship!!!

I’m waiting for smart smoke signals.

Alas, even Henry and the Crew have discovered cell phones!

Good evening Crew!

Can you hear me n—

Ow. There’s a wall there …

Good Evening, Crew.

I got married twice—once to my wife and once to my phone! :-)