Overboard by Chip Dunham for September 19, 2019

It’s okay Chip, today is “Talk Like a Pirate Day”, let Louie say it!

(not to mention those asterisks invite the rest of the crew to insert words you may not have been thinking of..)

YARRRRRR, crew!!

Could not help but think of the book “Fart Proudly” when I read this strip. :-)

Our german shepherd had a very healthy diet and rarely farted. He had fresh meat and vegies daily. But when he did fart … it was so foul even he left the room, lol. It was sickening.

Louis is correct. His farts are continual, not constant, by definition.

Had a roommate that brought home a puppy. But, she had gotten canned of cat food instead of Puppy Chow. She fed the dog and went to class. When we got home, the puppy had gas so bad we had to leave the windows open for hours with fans blowing the stench out. Even our neighbors complained.

My black lab once got into a pot of spicy black bean soup I had cooling outside…ate about half of it. Need I say more!!!!

Judging from the asterisked word, I guess Louie hasn’t been neutered.

Arrrrgh! Shiver me timbers it’s September 19th- International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

Not that anyone who reads this comic would go there but yes, I know Pirates were not cute, romantic figures. I could say more of their doings but won’t, just heading off those who would. Have had a few folks in past years who felt the need to point it out to me with deep disapproval of the day.

Well this is certainly wind-breaking titter tat today

You could see his butthole open up, actually!

Good Morning CrewIts Talk like a Pirate Day !Ye can swab the poop deck, but ye can’t poop on the swab deck.Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S

my least favorite topic

Good afternoon Crew!

Apparently, Chip forgot how to spell farts.

As my granny said….there’s more room out than in.

Sweetheart’s are the worst!

I like a fluffy pillow, not a pillow that fluffs! Ahoy, me Maties! Shiver me timbers.

This one reminds me of the fairly recent Fox TV show The Last Man on Earth. In it, the main character Phil, when upset, often said, “Ohhhh, f***s.”

Good Evening, Crew.

I once put liver in a crock pot, went to work and when I got home the whole apartment stunk of liver!