Overboard by Chip Dunham for January 31, 2024

As a retiree, I get paid once a month. So if the month is shorter, my moey doesn’t have to go as far. That’s about the only good thing I have to say about February. God made February so people who don’t drink can know what it’s like to have a hangover.

Nate, buddy… bubbeleh…. if you don’t let February through, March never gets here, much less those nice warm summer months you know and love.

Good morning, crew!

Two thirds of the way through winter!

So if you get paid weekly or bi-weekly, you get paid for leap day. If you get paid monthly, you do not.

Good morning Crew!

I’m not a fan of winter, it can leave yesterday and I wouldn’t mind.

Nate, no February, and no hearts, flowers and chocolates day. Think about it.

My favorite time of the month – the interviews.I WISH we could look forward to more winter here. The past few days we’ve opened up the front and back doors about 11 AM and close them again around4 PM. I still have new sweaters to wear, darn it!! It’s supposed to be 67 today; this is unacceptable.

Good Morning everyone. Have a great day.

Just tell Nate that Louie will be happy for yet another day.

Just say you’re the shortest month of the year and leave it at that.

High of 62 and currently 52 and clear at almost 8pm in KC. 63 tomorrow, 61 Friday. 50’s for a while after that

My daughters were born on the 29th. BEST DAY EVER!!!!

Is Louie an idea … uhh … dog … or what? Holy sleet!

Ducking now—ha.

’Evening, Crew.