Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 15, 2022

MMMMM … … … Sir gotcha on a fake cream-filled fake cake-like shell. MMMM

There are Few Men who can leap into a situation and cope with the uncertainty of life and save the day. I salute them. Meanwhile I’ll inquire “Where’s the nearest Taco Bell Jill”.

This is why I don’t eat snacks anymore, it all tastes too fake.

All of the fields that grow the peppers for sriracha failed to produce. Nobody knows what the red stuff is now.

I can attest that Sir Gotchya is not made in Nova Scotia. So stay away, don’t come looking for it. Nothing to see here. Awful place. Last place on earth that you’d want to be. You were warned.

When did New Scotland get their independence from New England? Maybe they can help “Old Scotland” get their independence from (merry) “Old England”.

It shouldn’t be too bad once it hits those prosthetic taste buds, that had to be inserted after the real sriracha sauce burned them off.

The “Sriracha” sauce sold in America is made in California….

Sriracha is a spicy fish sauce.

RJ could eat those with ghost peppers.

Is it made in NYC? https://youtu.be/vbp9UrwC-mI

I thought NS was lovely-on the coast.

Nova Scotia?! We must retaliate immediately! Unleash the nukes!

I had some that I found at a dollar store. No idea what brand it is because I don’t read Arabic.

“Sir Gotcha Generic Spicy Goop Glop”! Perfect!

I noticed that Walmart cans their generic soft drinks in Canada. It must be a good deal to compensate for trucking flavored water all over the continent.

Also, the best Kit-Kats are made in Canada!