Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 24, 2023

I am with Verne on this one. According to the bible, heaven is a place where everything operates according to God’s will, so basically God’s little petting zoo, with perfectly behaved little animals, run by a spoiled man-child. No free will, no conflict, no comedy and nothing to do except wait for god’s next command.

All religions are phony and dangerous, that’s just my opinion, take it or leave it.

I think I’d rather be a ghost when I die. That way, I can haunt and terrorize and posses all the people I want.

I don’t know, RJ, I think you deserve having a cow drop on top of you for a change.

Yes! About time RJ has the cow land on him! Hopefully he’ll retain the lesson. Verne isn’t the Coyote, who deserves what he gets.

“Your average churchgoer can stand no more than about three hours of it in a week when he’s alive, yet he imagines that once he’s dead he’s going to enjoy it all the time, every day.” – Mark Twain (paraphrased)

Oh look, grounded beef.

It’s all in the eye of the beholder.

You die, you rot, end of story.

I love when the cow drops in for a visit!