Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 21, 2025

Canadians can get a black bear to leave their yard by asking politely. Why would they fear a bird?

No we don’t. There are more bald eagles in Canada than the US. And we’re happy to have them.

Just got a couple in 2024 in Toronto

Take all the Canada geese while you’re at it.

So much for the land of the free.

According to population maps, the bald eagle lives in or migrates across three countries: Canada, the United States, and Mexico. It is interesting how humans are the only animals that are so particular about “borders.”

Bald Eagles are from North America. While you can find find Bald Eagles in Canada, there are far more in the USA. Bald Eagles mate for life.

Oh, by the way. YEA! ICE! GO GET ’EM!

I see it didn’t take Lewis and Fry long to be back at willfully ignorant political commentary.

Maybe if I convince Ice I’m a Canadian they’ll send me there to live. Fingers crossed

I would not attempt, under any circumstances, to handcuff a healthy eagle. I’d rather skinny dip in the Arctic Ocean.

He’ll be much happier at home.

You’d be safer at home if you’re from Canada.