Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for March 29, 2022

now that I think about it, can you imagine a baseball catcher wearing a medieval suit of armor at a game?

Lucy, that’s no way to treat the love of your life.

Well, it’s no wonder Schroeder has no feelings for Lucy.

Schroeder better be happy she didn’t go for his chest!

Maybe they should have Lucy as pitcher.

Wow, Lucy Will Smithed him

That’s what Schroeder gets when wearing tools of ignorance.

The next panel would reveal Shroeder’s idea to yank a toy piano out from underneath a reclining Lucy.

Reminds me of a certain scene in Mulan.

Lucy subsequently grew up to be a quality assurance engineer.

It likely wouldn’t protect against a baseball either.

(no no no – can’t help it!!!!) – at least she tried to test the protector and didn’t just slap you. (a stretch I know)

Lucy! It’s designed to protect from thrown or batted baseballs, not blows from baseball bats.

Even though a bullet proof vest will stop a bullet, the energy from the bullet is transmitted to the body through the vest, and you will likely go down from the pain. Ditto for baseball bats.

That really made me laugh!

At least it wasn’t the business end of the bat

Just like poking the Pillsbury Doughboy in the stomach, but Schroeder doesn’t giggle.