Welcome to the loser hotline, all of our staff are busy doing something else right now, but if you stay on the line someone will be with you eventually, if they can’t find someone better to talk to.
Too bad .. this strip was written in 1972 … even before the primitive video game of Pong was developed. CB can’t even claim a victory in an old video game. Alas CB, there’s always the challenge of your younger sister to a game of tic-tac-toe or marbles or checkers. Start small …
Limpid Lizard over 5 years ago
(202) 456-1111
Leojim over 5 years ago
Hi bud!
MEPace over 5 years ago
“We’re sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again.”
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
Relax Charlie Brown
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
No, the suicide hotline does NOT offer suggestions on methods. :D
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
Welcome to the loser hotline, all of our staff are busy doing something else right now, but if you stay on the line someone will be with you eventually, if they can’t find someone better to talk to.
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Maybe you should start a support group instead, Charlie Brown.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Just lose the blues, CB.
docforbin over 5 years ago
Nowadays there would be an app for that on Charlie Brown’s smartphone.
mrcooncat over 5 years ago
Too bad .. this strip was written in 1972 … even before the primitive video game of Pong was developed. CB can’t even claim a victory in an old video game. Alas CB, there’s always the challenge of your younger sister to a game of tic-tac-toe or marbles or checkers. Start small …
jackhammer165 over 5 years ago
Tommy Tutone recommends calling 867-5309 for a good time…
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Charlie Brown you always get a busy signal when you dial your own number!
I❤️Peanuts over 5 years ago
Hello Charlie Brown. Won’t you be my neighbor? I like you just as you are, and you are just fine.
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 5 years ago
You’ve got to stop listening to your friends, Charlie Brown.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Try Amazon. That always cheers me up.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
You have reached the main office of the Chicago Cubs.. (sorry, couldn’t resist!)
Goat over 5 years ago
If you wish to end all your sufferings and dwell in paradise, call 666.
Bill The Nuke over 5 years ago
Stop calling me! I can’t help you!
ex window inspector over 5 years ago
The managers of the Royals and the Marlins can identify, Chuck
pchemcat over 5 years ago
I remember when you had Dial-a-Prayer and the Time-lady you could call.
ToonGuy300 over 5 years ago
There are times that I can relate to Chuck. I barely even win anything at all. Thanks for reminding me I’m not the only one, Charlie.