Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 29, 2021

Ouch and yeet! His wife is going to make him lose the whole tournament.

Yeah, he already got “cut” at home.

drat

Even then, media was tripping up people…

“Sorry. dear, but the Open is forever.”

This is still apposite today.

Learn from Snoopy’s mistakes.

He lost the first tee, because someone else was teed off with him first.

Kind of sounds like Tiger Woods’ story.

Snoopy’s storylines expand to new areas

I’ll bet living in a trailer is pretty romantic, hon

The WIFE cares! He SHOULD CARE. Golf, after all is merely a diversion regardless of what Arnold Palmer may say. Your SPOUSE is the most important part of your life. Family can go on into eternity, golf clubs can not. ’Nuff said!

I bet she wasn’t even a trophy wife! :D

So after his comment, it was a dark and stormy night at home…

This was one of my long-term favorites.

He should have said, “of my career.”

A couples of years later when he was working at the driving range she left him for an insurance salesman.

Easy come, easy go.

This was actually starting to get good

Just so you know….I am a trophy wife. I just don’t look it to some.

Snoopy teaches us to keep our priorities straight. (Why don’t his stories sell.)

Golf joke

Failed to make the cut? Well sleeping on the couch will do that.

I bet that quaffing all that root beer in Bill Mauldin’s house made Snoopy hear about the intricacies of marriage

That was the day he lost his balls.

Open mouth, insert foot, chew vigorously.

My Dad was 91 when he got to go on an Honor Air flight to D.C. to see the WWII Memorial. My mother was incensed that he thought that was the most meaningful thing that ever happened to him.

Papa Baker made a similar gaff after The Hartford Open one year. Mom never let him forget it.

Wives ruin everything.

Another career wrecked by a marriage.

Well his wedding day wasn’t ruining a good walk.

I’m amazed he made it to the next tournament.

Sports moment of course…..

Almost as bad as saying your dog is your best friend…