Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hey, guys, can you all take a break from what you're doing to watch my new dog, Ike, do some tricks?" Goat says, "Gee, Pig, I'm sorta reading this book on Caesar right now." Pig says, "It'll be great, I swear? he knows how to aim his little paw at something, and he can saw through ice, and he can jump on this Kurdish man's head.' Goat says, "Really?" Pig says, "Yeah... watch... I'll tell him to aim... Goat, you point out the ice and yell, 'Saw'... and Rat, you tell him to jimp on this man's head... ready?... Go!" Pig says, "Ike, aim!" Goat says, "Ice! Saw!" Rat says, "Ike, on Kurd!" Rat says, "I come to bury Pastis, not to praise him."
qixlqatl over 12 years ago
Best one of these EVAR!!
11256 over 12 years ago
I came, I saw, I conquered . . . love it!
NJ Lyon about 12 years ago
Ridiculous, but it works…how the [CENSORED] does Pastis come up with this?
99mudkip over 11 years ago
Because he is a wizard. That’s also how he makes things undie
KZ71 over 10 years ago
I’m going to assume Jace meant un-die. Although Pastis probably appreciates your review either way.
gocomics over 10 years ago
Rat’s beer now comes in green cans; previously, they were yellow
purpleriver about 10 years ago
RojBeer The first Kurdish beer comes in a green bottle or can. Maybe that’s why Rat has a green beer can? Being kept cold by the block of ice on the floor till he started drinking it?
Ernest Lemmingway over 7 years ago
“I have come here to bury Caesar, not to praise him.” – Antony from Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, Act 3 Scene 2
Trying to mix in some literature are we, Steph?
jackproarty over 5 years ago
You have to go out of your way to even consider teaching your dog these useless tricks.
Boxo croco says happy derby over 4 years ago
Hi, sorry my cousin norman who is a croc just posted a lot of comments, sorry
Buizel over 4 years ago
i don’t get it. there is usually some explanation in the comment section.
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Ike is a Fire Emblem character
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Ike is a Fire Emblem character
Bye Bye Jeffy over 3 years ago
i came, i saw, i concured