Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2013

Dead crocodiles eat KFC???

Larry’s got friends? C’mon, Junior, you know better than that!

Still not smart. >_<

And me hate Loads. . ..

Dead crocs often re-reappear in the form of sinister belts, shoes and purses . . .

Apparently, Larry’s friends had no trouble believing that his ghost had a bone to pick with them.

The beer….what about the cooler full of beer?

That figures. Most of the crocs are idiots. But Larry just did something incredibly stupid if he really wants to go to Vegas. He let Patty see and hear him. Now Larry’s going to wish he died.

Larry pretty smart, he got all that food. Now go to Vegas on full stomach.

OOoooooo …. crok gost ees SCARY! You geev heem food, little crok boy!

Junior is soooooo lucky to have a dad that can provide for him!

Larry may be a successful “ghost,” but he’s still a dimwitted croc. If he eats all three buckets of chicken, those bags of chips in the background, and the bowls of sides/dip/whatever, he’ll be too full to go to Lost Wages, and Patty will find him!

The product placement in comic strips is making me fat.

Now we know where all the bones came from outside the Dolphin pool…

If they are KFC sacrifices for the dead, it reminds me of a scene in the movie Major League.

juniors coat is darling on him

Glad you’re back, Larry.

We missed you!

xxx

How would a crocodile haunt you?

Larry’s ready for the Stuperbowl

Now, where are the dolphins?

Larry’s ALIVE… WHY!?!

Larry really did pretty well here, didn’t he?

They were crying crocodile tears

what kind of dead alligator eats fried chicken and popcorn

Technically they are not freeloaders because freeloaders rely on, and I quote, “a person who takes advantage of others’ generosity without giving anything in return.” Larry was thought to be dead. He was not generous towards the “freeloaders”