Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 05, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat... whatcha reading? Goat: This article on the federal government messing around with all of the surreptitious programs... Oh, I'm sorry, Pig... do you know what surreptitious means? Pig: It's syrup that's delicious. Goat: Maybe I'll just keep reading. Pig: Are they messing with my syrup?
Gilbert about 11 years ago
foot?
Yammo Premium Member about 11 years ago
The magnanimous government messing around with our programs?? Can’t be. Must be some crazy right-winger redneck conspiracy. After all, the president said he would listen to all the people.
margueritem about 11 years ago
Now pig is ticked!
Linda1259 about 11 years ago
Pancakes?
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
In answer to Pig, probably! In response to Goat, will you do anything about it besides read?These Are the Days of Our Lives….
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
right wing conspiracy….un black helicopters kidnapping us citizens in the middle of the night, confiscating their guns, and substituting alien clones for humans. the alien clones have tracking chips, audiovisual equipment, etc…
Dave Thorby about 11 years ago
Tush?
tuna1 about 11 years ago
They can have my syrup when they pry it out of my cold, dead hands…
tonypezzano about 11 years ago
Goat is condescending to Pig i.e. when someone talks down to someone else.
Digital Frog about 11 years ago
When syrup is outlawed, only outlaws will have syrup…
Plods with ...™ about 11 years ago
Yes. Yes they are.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
Don’t Mess With Maple Syrup!You’ll even tick off Canada if you do!! . . . ☻
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
Don’t let the gators know. You think pig is upset.
rochelleduplessis about 11 years ago
Pig demonstrates the necessity with Goat, i.e., when someone exhibits continual ignorance to someone else.
KEA about 11 years ago
Shouldn’t that be syruplicious?
knight1192a about 11 years ago
My dad tried making plum jelly that came out so thin it was actually a plum syrup. Delicious on waffles and pancakes. And maple syrup. TRUE maple syrup, is a wonderful think. Pancake syrup is below plain jane.
kenneth.sanger about 11 years ago
All you maple syrup lovers are a bunch of saps.
Defective Premium Member about 11 years ago
Pig is probably used to using the corn syrup based pancake syrup which is why he likes it. Pigs really dig corn. Even if it’s as high fructose corn syrup. He’d be confused if he was offered maple syrup.
Number Three about 11 years ago
I highly doubt that, Pig.
LOL… So cute.
xxx
GypsyWoman about 11 years ago
Thats awesome!
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Nice to see that some folks tried to guess the mystery word before the people with dirty minds deleted my post. Of course, I’m now going to post it again.
GypsyWoman about 11 years ago
I had to look the word up – now I’m more educated – I guess.
unca jim about 11 years ago
@sangerka said,
“All you maple syrup lovers are a bunch of saps.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now, that makes me boil ! (to a 40:1 ratio)
skydancer11 about 11 years ago
Sometimes that Pig is dumber than a sack of peanuts.
doublepaw about 11 years ago
Wish all you Sons of the Confederacy (meaning Republicans) would keep their political garbage on the far right sites and let us enjoy Pearls………….
bmonk about 11 years ago
Does Pig eat his chicken nuggets with serenDIPity?
Subscribe to Ipsummus on Youtube about 4 years ago
If they want my syrup they’re gonna have to pry it out of my cold, dead, lifeless hands off it