Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 14, 2013

It takes a lot of balls to do that.

PS: Patty doesn’t have George Jetson hair anymore! Yay!

: )

I like that last panel.

Try the slightly thinner meaty one, he’ll taste better.

That’s a rule? I thought at McDonalds, that was called a Super Mac.

Why do I feel a visit from Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory coming soon?

Larry just can’t catch a break—much less a fat kid!

if that manager would just let Larry thin out some of those fat kids they probably wouldn’t be forced to offer apples instead of french fries in the happy meals

I wish he’d eat Ronald.

have an OREO !!!!!

MMmmmm … fat keed taste GUD! Exttra onyun an mostard peese.

There will be plenty of fat kids to choose from.

“Vegetarians taste better…”. Vegetarians do everything better.

What?! The worker didn’t ask if he wanted frys with that!

children should be eaten and not heard

@Debt Free and @mattro53—When Hormel workers went on strike back in 1985, a Trotskyist friend of mine went to Minnesota to work on strike support. She said that, when she was staffing a food bank, she remarked to one striker, “I’m sorry we don’t have any meat for you guys & gals!” “That’s OK by me”, the striker said. “Me & most of my co-workers are vegetarians.”She’s been one ever since!

Larry; listen to the Philosophy major.

Hey Larry, did you leave your shoes in the rack like you’re supposed to? No shoes?—naughty, naughty.

what a croc!

If he isn’t smart enough to catch a zebra, what makes him smart enough to catch a kid.

So that’s why “McRonald’s” (in “real” life) has gotten rid of all its play areas! Too many lawsuits re: Eaten kids.

Larry’s second childhood.

xxx

Eating a fat kid is probably healthier than eating a “McRonald’s” burger.

Book ’im, Dan-o!

“Ohhhhhhhh! That’s too much saturated fats…..”So that is where McRibs come from.