Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2014
Transcript:
Lemming 1: Well, fellows, it's time to jump and end our little lemming lives. Lemming 2: I don't know if I can, Bob. I just got this dental reminder card saying I'm due for my next cleaning. Lemming 1: You're gonna be dead in a minute, Stan. What does it matter how clean your teeth are? Lemming 2: I guess that's true. In your face, dentist! Lemming 3: There are advantages to this lifestyle.
Ida No over 10 years ago
Exactly. You could time this for June 1st, and jump when they send you the “payment reminder notice”. Be sure to max out your credit cards, too.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Tell me lives, tell me lives, tell me sweet lemming lives…With apologies to Christine McVie…….
Varnes over 10 years ago
Tell me lives, tell me lives, tell me sweet lemming lives, Oh…Tell me liiiiives……With apologies to Christine McVie…..There, I hope that sticks in your head all day! Bwawhahahahah….
luvcmx over 10 years ago
“lifestyle”? Shouldn’t it be “deathstyle”?
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
Dentists? Pfffft. Orthodontists, in your face.
me over 10 years ago
This is not the first lemming strip.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member over 10 years ago
Wow. Just think of all the money he’s saving.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Bandera_Ken over 10 years ago
Yes Bob Lemmings there are advantages but the disadvantage is it’s your turn to jump.
le-roy over 10 years ago
Wrong, Sherlock. The IRS gets theirs, anyway.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
All this reminds me of waking up from a bad dream where you HAVE to do something unpleasant, and you’re lying there thinking, "I gotta do it! I gotta go back and do it! Then you go, “Wait . . . it was a dream! I don’t hafta do nuthin!”
ossiningaling over 10 years ago
If you don’t have good teeth, your corpse can’t be used to fool the enemy into thinking the invasion will happen elsewhere.
Enoki over 10 years ago
Never play cards with a lemming… All they do is follow suit.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Even though I didn’t spell out any unsuitable words in my earlier post, it was deleted, so now I’ll do it again::Another good exit line: “F—— you, IRS!”:(Hey, for all you know, the word is “Forget.”)
Number Three over 10 years ago
Welcome back, Lemmings!
And Goodbye Stan.
xxx
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Ahh, Stan. I sympathize. I was at the dentist yesterday (which, by way of Domino Effect, is why I’m late here today)….
BoonCartoons over 10 years ago
What do you call a group of lemming?
Shawnjoseph over 8 years ago
Why must a character named “Bob” always die?