Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2014

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    Ida No  over 10 years ago

    Exactly. You could time this for June 1st, and jump when they send you the “payment reminder notice”. Be sure to max out your credit cards, too.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Tell me lives, tell me lives, tell me sweet lemming lives…With apologies to Christine McVie…….

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Tell me lives, tell me lives, tell me sweet lemming lives, Oh…Tell me liiiiives……With apologies to Christine McVie…..There, I hope that sticks in your head all day! Bwawhahahahah….

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    luvcmx  over 10 years ago

    “lifestyle”? Shouldn’t it be “deathstyle”?

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    Dabattlebacca  over 10 years ago

    Dentists? Pfffft. Orthodontists, in your face.

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    me  over 10 years ago

    This is not the first lemming strip.

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    Sweetaddietude Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Wow. Just think of all the money he’s saving.

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    puddlesplatt  over 10 years ago
    Ya! if could only be that easy~~~~~plop.
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    Bandera_Ken  over 10 years ago

    Yes Bob Lemmings there are advantages but the disadvantage is it’s your turn to jump.

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    le-roy  over 10 years ago

    Wrong, Sherlock. The IRS gets theirs, anyway.

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    Gokie5  over 10 years ago

    All this reminds me of waking up from a bad dream where you HAVE to do something unpleasant, and you’re lying there thinking, "I gotta do it! I gotta go back and do it! Then you go, “Wait . . . it was a dream! I don’t hafta do nuthin!”

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    ossiningaling  over 10 years ago

    If you don’t have good teeth, your corpse can’t be used to fool the enemy into thinking the invasion will happen elsewhere.

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    Enoki  over 10 years ago

    Never play cards with a lemming… All they do is follow suit.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    Even though I didn’t spell out any unsuitable words in my earlier post, it was deleted, so now I’ll do it again::Another good exit line: “F—— you, IRS!”:(Hey, for all you know, the word is “Forget.”)

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    Welcome back, Lemmings!

    And Goodbye Stan.

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  over 10 years ago

    Ahh, Stan. I sympathize. I was at the dentist yesterday (which, by way of Domino Effect, is why I’m late here today)….

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    BoonCartoons  over 10 years ago

    What do you call a group of lemming?

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    Shawnjoseph   over 8 years ago

    Why must a character named “Bob” always die?

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