Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2014
October 05, 2014
October 07, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Goat, this is my friend fat fingers.
Goat: Oh, yeah. I think I got a text from him.
lkjasdf;lkja;jw;oirgjasdf
Rat: Texts are tough for fat fingers.
You know that Fat Fingers is seated just on the second barstool down from you, don’t you, Goat? Try talking. There’s this old art called conversation that might clarify his message….
I don’t text, I have enough trouble with using a keyboard.Can anyone decipher a coherent message from Fat Finger’s text or did Pastis use the gibberish dialect.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
That’s why the stylus was invented.
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Fat Fingers making and receiving calls must be difficult also.
Durandal_1707 about 10 years ago
Using a gesture keyboard like Swype helps a lot with this.
RobinHood2013 about 10 years ago
The man is an undercover genius. ;)
jerylkohjx348 about 10 years ago
I don’t blame my fingers, but I do blame my small iPhone 4 instead…
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
I actually agree with Rat, on this one
Defective Premium Member about 10 years ago
His fingers don’t look too fat to me.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
You know that Fat Fingers is seated just on the second barstool down from you, don’t you, Goat? Try talking. There’s this old art called conversation that might clarify his message….
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
I don’t text, I have enough trouble with using a keyboard.Can anyone decipher a coherent message from Fat Finger’s text or did Pastis use the gibberish dialect.
zellman about 10 years ago
This is why most smartphones have voice-to-text.
eddie6192 about 10 years ago
So’s pickin’ your nose.
Bug Juice about 10 years ago
The ‘spell correct’ causes that even with a styus so my fat fingers are not to blame, always
Reppr Premium Member about 10 years ago
HEY RAT! Quit talkin’ ’bout me.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
I use pictures, takes a little longer, it’s OK I’m retired.
RACerri32 about 10 years ago
Yup, but a monumental challenge is with fat arthritic fingers on an old Motorola incredibly dumb phone!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 10 years ago
I kepr no idae hwe t sk
Number Three about 10 years ago
It’s a nightmare texting with my 2 year old LG Viewty Snap touchscreen phone. Glad I have a lot of patience.
xxx
lmonteros about 10 years ago
My kids accuse me of having fat fingers. Actually, I’m just really bad at texting. I still prefer a Royal manual.
Egrayjames about 10 years ago
Rat has a friend?
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
I hope that’s not his actual name.