Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: So what kind of food do you eat, Victor the vegan? Victor: Fruits, vegetables, nuts, grains. Freddy: Grains? I'm Freddy the fruitarian. I only eat things that fall from trees, you barbarian wheat butcher! Rat: Where does it all end? Victor: I will pelt you with a pear, Freddy the fruitarian!!
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