Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 27, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: No offense, Victor the vegan, but I find you to be a little self-righteous about your lifestyle. Victor: I don't care what you think. Because I'll do whatever it takes to be vegan. Including driving for hours to find a vegan cafe. Hippie: I hope that's an electric vehicle you're driving, you carbon-emitting, icecap-melting, polar bear-killing scum. Rat: The hippies are fighting. Victor: I may kill the polar bear, but at least I don't eat him!!
If you really want to save the environment, try aiming your anger toward the few companies producing most of the emissions instead of people who don’t eat tofu granola three meals a day.