Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2015

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    rshive  almost 10 years ago

    Food fight!

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    arye uygur  almost 10 years ago

    hi Xu.

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    JusSayin  almost 10 years ago

    Breatharians

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    Proginoskes  almost 10 years ago

    @ JusSayin: How dare you harm oxygen molecules!

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    Barker62  almost 10 years ago

    Give them all some MRE’s. After eating a few pouches they won’t be around to complain!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 10 years ago

    I’m with Rat & Pig in the final panel.

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    bornfree99  almost 10 years ago

    in the end will be a group who will survive solely on supplements..

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    sheplives  almost 10 years ago

    Oh dear lord, he survived the bear…

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    blunebottle  almost 10 years ago

    Just think what was done to those beans, in order for Rat & Pig to have those beverages!

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 10 years ago
    Aren’t those unborn pear trees?
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    alviebird  almost 10 years ago

    Eating is a bad habit. I’m trying to quit.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Too far removed from nature to understand eat or be eaten.

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    I’m purer than you!No, I’m purer!Holier-than-thou violence in the fruits-and-nuts world!

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    Guilty Bystander  almost 10 years ago

    “Let’s take this out back, Victor!”“Okay, Freddie…why, there’s Frankie the Freegan in the dumpster!”“Get back, you capitalist pigs! Hey, there’s some pork rinds left in this bag!”

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    inshadowz  almost 10 years ago

    Most Vegans and Fruitarians whom I’ve encountered have been fiercely religious in their nutritional beliefs, and thus, as an established and passionate carnivore, I’ve so far just narrowly escaped getting fatwa’d, crucified and jihaded to a bloody and randomly distributed minced mess of meat for blasphemously munching on unendorsed, yet delicious, parts of Creation in their presence.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    LOL! Pastis needs to make Victor the Vegan a regular!

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  almost 10 years ago

    There’s Wilma the watertatian, Andre the airtarian, and Nathan the nothingtarian to be heard from.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    Solent Green…next on the menu !

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    me  almost 10 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnsA915qy28

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    posstockhoarder  almost 10 years ago

    I thought Victor got eaten by a bear not too long ago?

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    Machtyn  almost 10 years ago

    Freddy the Fruitarian doesn’t look emaciated enough to be only a nut and fruit eater.

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    John Allen Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    “Where is Dusty the dirtarian?”

    “He blew away.”

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    pdeason2  almost 10 years ago

    I had a rib eyes steak & mashed potatoes for launch yesterday.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    What makes anyone so sure that wheat doesn’t feel pain when it is cut? Just because we can relate more closely with an animal than with a plant doesn’t make it a superior life form.

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    roly  almost 10 years ago

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitlands_%28transcendental_center%29 — read the bit about Lifestyle and Diet.

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    Oggi  almost 10 years ago

    LOL. War of the Fruity and Nutty!

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    Lamberger  almost 10 years ago

    Radical fundamentalist vegans will soon be bombing a meat monger near you.

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    milady1  almost 10 years ago

    Victor’s been resurrected I see. Last appearance he got eaten by a non-vegan bear.

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    damifid0  almost 10 years ago

    I use Whey protien,w/supplements. Hemp oil,fruit and nuts,meat,sausage,butter,energy bars,eggs,etc. Low carbs,not NO carbs. My Doctor and I have worked with this self imposed diet for around 10-12 years now. At 70yrs and 140lbs 5’7",my joints are fair and i still ride my MotoGuzzi V7 Stone. Yell all you want,i feel good. :)p Peace.

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    I wouldn’t like to see these two in a boxing match.

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    nosirrom  almost 10 years ago

    So Freddy eats leaves and shoots?

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    tired-one  almost 10 years ago

    Freddie the Freeloader.

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    ottod Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Things that fall from trees: eggs, birds, squirrels, possums, raccoons, cats, clumsy children… That’s how you get enough protein.

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    Phatts  almost 10 years ago

    I’m a strict platarian. I only eat what is served on a plate.

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    jnnydnti  almost 10 years ago

    I saw a possum fall from a tree. Fair game?

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    Constantinepaleologos  almost 10 years ago

    I thought Victor was already eaten by a bear.

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    claire de la lune.  almost 10 years ago

    What comes next?

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    Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Have I mentioned how much I like you stephan pastis for not being a pretentious jerk?

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    sukiec  almost 10 years ago

    Hmmmm, he is no mammalogist. The term is frugavore.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    Some nervous ninny seems to have deleted my earlier post, so here it is again::Next comes Nicky the Nut-muncher. Guard your nuts, guys!

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Shut up Viktor the hypocrite.

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 7 years ago

    Fruit has seeds in it,you evil baby-eater! I am randy the rock-Arian!

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    rat’s insurance counselor   about 5 years ago

    but victor got eaten by a bear…

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    LilPeruna  almost 4 years ago

    “So these carrots”“Have been murdered, yes”“Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!”

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   over 2 years ago

    Barbarians.

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    76noos  4 months ago

    You realize there are also animals who live in trees……..

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