Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Pig: So what kind of food do you eat, Victor the vegan? Victor: Fruits, vegetables, nuts, grains. Freddy: Grains? I'm Freddy the fruitarian. I only eat things that fall from trees, you barbarian wheat butcher! Rat: Where does it all end? Victor: I will pelt you with a pear, Freddy the fruitarian!!
rshive almost 10 years ago
Food fight!
arye uygur almost 10 years ago
hi Xu.
JusSayin almost 10 years ago
Breatharians
Proginoskes almost 10 years ago
@ JusSayin: How dare you harm oxygen molecules!
Barker62 almost 10 years ago
Give them all some MRE’s. After eating a few pouches they won’t be around to complain!
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
I’m with Rat & Pig in the final panel.
bornfree99 almost 10 years ago
in the end will be a group who will survive solely on supplements..
sheplives almost 10 years ago
Oh dear lord, he survived the bear…
blunebottle almost 10 years ago
Just think what was done to those beans, in order for Rat & Pig to have those beverages!
ellisaana Premium Member almost 10 years ago
alviebird almost 10 years ago
Eating is a bad habit. I’m trying to quit.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Too far removed from nature to understand eat or be eaten.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
I’m purer than you!No, I’m purer!Holier-than-thou violence in the fruits-and-nuts world!
Guilty Bystander almost 10 years ago
“Let’s take this out back, Victor!”“Okay, Freddie…why, there’s Frankie the Freegan in the dumpster!”“Get back, you capitalist pigs! Hey, there’s some pork rinds left in this bag!”
inshadowz almost 10 years ago
Most Vegans and Fruitarians whom I’ve encountered have been fiercely religious in their nutritional beliefs, and thus, as an established and passionate carnivore, I’ve so far just narrowly escaped getting fatwa’d, crucified and jihaded to a bloody and randomly distributed minced mess of meat for blasphemously munching on unendorsed, yet delicious, parts of Creation in their presence.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
LOL! Pastis needs to make Victor the Vegan a regular!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 10 years ago
There’s Wilma the watertatian, Andre the airtarian, and Nathan the nothingtarian to be heard from.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Solent Green…next on the menu !
me almost 10 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnsA915qy28
posstockhoarder almost 10 years ago
I thought Victor got eaten by a bear not too long ago?
Machtyn almost 10 years ago
Freddy the Fruitarian doesn’t look emaciated enough to be only a nut and fruit eater.
John Allen Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Where is Dusty the dirtarian?”
“He blew away.”
pdeason2 almost 10 years ago
I had a rib eyes steak & mashed potatoes for launch yesterday.
Diane Lee Premium Member almost 10 years ago
What makes anyone so sure that wheat doesn’t feel pain when it is cut? Just because we can relate more closely with an animal than with a plant doesn’t make it a superior life form.
roly almost 10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruitlands_%28transcendental_center%29 — read the bit about Lifestyle and Diet.
Oggi almost 10 years ago
LOL. War of the Fruity and Nutty!
Lamberger almost 10 years ago
Radical fundamentalist vegans will soon be bombing a meat monger near you.
milady1 almost 10 years ago
Victor’s been resurrected I see. Last appearance he got eaten by a non-vegan bear.
damifid0 almost 10 years ago
I use Whey protien,w/supplements. Hemp oil,fruit and nuts,meat,sausage,butter,energy bars,eggs,etc. Low carbs,not NO carbs. My Doctor and I have worked with this self imposed diet for around 10-12 years now. At 70yrs and 140lbs 5’7",my joints are fair and i still ride my MotoGuzzi V7 Stone. Yell all you want,i feel good. :)p Peace.
jud03005 almost 10 years ago
Number Three almost 10 years ago
I wouldn’t like to see these two in a boxing match.
xxx
nosirrom almost 10 years ago
So Freddy eats leaves and shoots?
tired-one almost 10 years ago
Freddie the Freeloader.
ottod Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Things that fall from trees: eggs, birds, squirrels, possums, raccoons, cats, clumsy children… That’s how you get enough protein.
Phatts almost 10 years ago
I’m a strict platarian. I only eat what is served on a plate.
jnnydnti almost 10 years ago
I saw a possum fall from a tree. Fair game?
Constantinepaleologos almost 10 years ago
I thought Victor was already eaten by a bear.
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
What comes next?
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Have I mentioned how much I like you stephan pastis for not being a pretentious jerk?
sukiec almost 10 years ago
Hmmmm, he is no mammalogist. The term is frugavore.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Some nervous ninny seems to have deleted my earlier post, so here it is again::Next comes Nicky the Nut-muncher. Guard your nuts, guys!
knight1192a over 9 years ago
Shut up Viktor the hypocrite.
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) over 7 years ago
Fruit has seeds in it,you evil baby-eater! I am randy the rock-Arian!
rat’s insurance counselor about 5 years ago
but victor got eaten by a bear…
LilPeruna almost 4 years ago
“So these carrots”“Have been murdered, yes”“Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!”
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] over 2 years ago
Barbarians.
76noos 4 months ago
You realize there are also animals who live in trees……..