Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2015
February 13, 2015
February 15, 2015
Transcript:
Zebra: Hey Jen... Mating season begins today and I was wondering if you'd like to get a drink.
Jen: Sure. Let's go on September first.
Zebra: Mating season ends the last day of August.
Jen: Yep.
Zebra: Mating season can be cruel.
How can Jen be so cruel?Zeeba Neighba is smart, prosperous, resourceful, a survivor, and (as far as I can tell) just as good-looking as any other zebra. So, what’s your deal, fickle lady?
It’s probably a good thing that there’s not a designated Human Mating season. A lot of Us guys would be in the same boat with Zebra! But then Over population probably wouldn’t be such a Problem!
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
Let’s hope Jen has a long, lonely season.:BTW, it’s refreshing to see a Zebra strip that isn’t a Croc.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Cruel indeed. (Does Jen already have someone?)
wiselad over 9 years ago
dump Jenn and ask Angie Zebra out ;)
Bilan over 9 years ago
Albino zebras shouldn’t be too picky.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
How can Jen be so cruel?Zeeba Neighba is smart, prosperous, resourceful, a survivor, and (as far as I can tell) just as good-looking as any other zebra. So, what’s your deal, fickle lady?
juicebruce over 9 years ago
Mr Pastis our you taking a shot at Valentine’s day with this one?
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
Guess he’ll have to resign himself to another date with Rosie.
Vonne Anton over 9 years ago
Friday the 13th to be followed immediately by Valentine’s Day … how FUN!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ouch
oldschool434 over 9 years ago
Mating season….non-mating season…..if it involves women you can count on it
tazz555 over 9 years ago
Maybe she wants to date with Zeebra formally not due to tradition
unca jim over 9 years ago
“down at the watering hole, on the veldt.”~~~~~~~~~~~Where the Crocs lie in wait……..
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 9 years ago
It’s probably a good thing that there’s not a designated Human Mating season. A lot of Us guys would be in the same boat with Zebra! But then Over population probably wouldn’t be such a Problem!
Number Three over 9 years ago
Zebra looks so cute!
Only a mad woman like Jen would turn him down.
xxx
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Harsh, Jen. But then, “wondering if you’d like to get a drink” isn’t entirely truthful.
mjb515 over 9 years ago
You bare going to have to be more interesting.
Go find another male zebra and beat the tar out of him.dadoctah over 9 years ago
September 1st: the first day of “let’s just go get a drink” season.
codedaddy over 9 years ago
I suspect Zebra’s parents have cross bred with other species. Note the human breasts and the hog snout (the latter also used on the goat).
Craig09111990 over 9 years ago
Is this the same Jen Neighbour Bob wanted to get a tattoo of? (Rat misheard it as ‘I love Ben’), of course.
ZeebraNeighbor over 5 years ago
A “no” would have sufficed..
Kid Covid over 3 years ago
Rejection… oof.