Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2015

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    Sherlock Watson  about 10 years ago

    Letā€™s hope Jen has a long, lonely season.:BTW, itā€™s refreshing to see a Zebra strip that isnā€™t a Croc.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 10 years ago

    Cruel indeed. (Does Jen already have someone?)

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    wiselad  about 10 years ago

    dump Jenn and ask Angie Zebra out ;)

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    Bilan  about 10 years ago

    Albino zebras shouldnā€™t be too picky.

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    How can Jen be so cruel?Zeeba Neighba is smart, prosperous, resourceful, a survivor, and (as far as I can tell) just as good-looking as any other zebra. So, whatā€™s your deal, fickle lady?

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    juicebruce  about 10 years ago

    Mr Pastis our you taking a shot at Valentineā€™s day with this one?

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    Plumbob Wilson  about 10 years ago

    Guess heā€™ll have to resign himself to another date with Rosie.

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    Vonne Anton  about 10 years ago

    Friday the 13th to be followed immediately by Valentineā€™s Day ā€¦ how FUN!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Ouch

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    oldschool434  about 10 years ago

    Mating seasonā€¦.non-mating seasonā€¦..if it involves women you can count on it

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    tazz555  about 10 years ago

    Maybe she wants to date with Zeebra formally not due to tradition

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    unca jim  about 10 years ago

    ā€œdown at the watering hole, on the veldt.ā€~~~~~~~~~~~Where the Crocs lie in waitā€¦ā€¦..

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 10 years ago

    Itā€™s probably a good thing that thereā€™s not a designated Human Mating season. A lot of Us guys would be in the same boat with Zebra! But then Over population probably wouldnā€™t be such a Problem!

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    Zebra looks so cute!

    Only a mad woman like Jen would turn him down.

    xxx

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Harsh, Jen. But then, ā€œwondering if youā€™d like to get a drinkā€ isnā€™t entirely truthful.

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    mjb515  about 10 years ago

    You bare going to have to be more interesting.

    Go find another male zebra and beat the tar out of him.
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    dadoctah  about 10 years ago

    September 1st: the first day of ā€œletā€™s just go get a drinkā€ season.

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    codedaddy  about 10 years ago

    I suspect Zebraā€™s parents have cross bred with other species. Note the human breasts and the hog snout (the latter also used on the goat).

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    Craig09111990  over 9 years ago

    Is this the same Jen Neighbour Bob wanted to get a tattoo of? (Rat misheard it as ā€˜I love Benā€™), of course.

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    ZeebraNeighbor  over 5 years ago

    A ā€œnoā€ would have sufficed..

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    Kid Covid  almost 4 years ago

    Rejectionā€¦ oof.

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    T- Mak  about 4 hours ago

    Mr. Pastis should have drawn wilted flowers in the last panel.

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