Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2015

Let’s hope Jen has a long, lonely season.:BTW, it’s refreshing to see a Zebra strip that isn’t a Croc.

Cruel indeed. (Does Jen already have someone?)

dump Jenn and ask Angie Zebra out ;)

Albino zebras shouldn’t be too picky.

How can Jen be so cruel?Zeeba Neighba is smart, prosperous, resourceful, a survivor, and (as far as I can tell) just as good-looking as any other zebra. So, what’s your deal, fickle lady?

Mr Pastis our you taking a shot at Valentine’s day with this one?

Guess he’ll have to resign himself to another date with Rosie.

Friday the 13th to be followed immediately by Valentine’s Day … how FUN!

Ouch

Mating season….non-mating season…..if it involves women you can count on it

Maybe she wants to date with Zeebra formally not due to tradition

“down at the watering hole, on the veldt.”~~~~~~~~~~~Where the Crocs lie in wait……..

It’s probably a good thing that there’s not a designated Human Mating season. A lot of Us guys would be in the same boat with Zebra! But then Over population probably wouldn’t be such a Problem!

Zebra looks so cute!

Only a mad woman like Jen would turn him down.

xxx

Harsh, Jen. But then, “wondering if you’d like to get a drink” isn’t entirely truthful.

You bare going to have to be more interesting.

September 1st: the first day of “let’s just go get a drink” season.

I suspect Zebra’s parents have cross bred with other species. Note the human breasts and the hog snout (the latter also used on the goat).

Is this the same Jen Neighbour Bob wanted to get a tattoo of? (Rat misheard it as ‘I love Ben’), of course.

A “no” would have sufficed..

Rejection… oof.