Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Zebra? Zebra: Worrying about this package that was supposed to be shipped to me today. Goat: Can't you just track it? Zebra: I am. That's what worries me. Package currently at Moe's Honky Tonk Saloon. Rat: Delivery guys need breaks.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
“Hey ladies, wanna see my package?”
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Er… Rat, you’re not supposed to drinking alcohol while operating heavy machinery such as a delivery truck.
Bilan over 9 years ago
Is this the first time that Goat and Zebra have been together?Not very advisable though. If anything were to happen, it would wipe out all of the IQ points in PBS.
Arianne over 9 years ago
Bottoms UPS!
eddie6192 over 9 years ago
Maybe Zeeba Neighba’s package will get there tomorrow………maybe.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
talking about junk, my neighbor leaves his, all over the place, for all to see.
jones.knik over 9 years ago
I saw one UPS guy walk on the packages wearing his cowboy boots.
rshive over 9 years ago
Don’t worry Zebra. It’ll get there eventually. Maybe even personally delivered by Moe.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
just a scan away – and i hope rat didn’t leave the truck running
tazz555 over 9 years ago
one time a package I was expecting left NY for NC…..last time I checked it was in the Bahamas and that was 4 months ago
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
it’s not the size of the package, it’s what you do with it
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago
I wish those tracking sites worked like that.
AZPhinFan over 9 years ago
Rat must be working for OnTrac
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Rat is on his fourth beer. His third is on the package. I wouldn’t be too sanguine, if I were you, Zeeba Neighba….
Aslan Balaur over 9 years ago
I live near Seattle, and ordered two things on the same day. One was coming from San Jose, the other from Newark, NJ. BOTH were shipped by UPS standard. The one from NJ arrived in 48 hours, the one from CA went from San Jose to Stockton and sat there for 4 days, then took another 4 to get here. I DROVE from Sacramento, which is just north of Stockton, in under two days (actual driving time, maybe 15 hours) That Honky Tonk Tavern MUST be in Stockton.
MechaBeetleBeaBob19 almost 4 years ago
Simpsons reference? Someone named Moe owning a bar?
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
Did Moe re-brand again? My favorite was Flaming Moes…..