Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 18, 2015

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    SR  over 9 years ago

    And here I thought the censors would never allow such pillow talk.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Q: How do you get down off an elephant?A: You don’t. You get down off a duck.

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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    We’ve hit a new low… I saw it coming.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    pathetic, but a wee bit brilliant

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    A better ending would be Rat swinging a bat at Pastis and Goat saying Duck!

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    DangerBunny  over 9 years ago

    Pastis has such pluck.

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    It’s just a little pillow talk.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I bet he’s really chopped chicken feathers.

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    blunebottle  over 9 years ago

    Pastis, take Goat’s advice.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Poor pillow… he needs a new outfit…so he’ll be covered, just in case.

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    Have to agree with Goat……..by far one of Toon Boys most lame puns.

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    me  over 9 years ago

    Go out for a drink with some friends; maybe get 3 sheets to the wind.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Is this one of those pillow cases?

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    bornfree99  over 9 years ago

    did he stuffed little guard duck in there? havent seen him 8n a long time..

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    Ermine Notyours  over 9 years ago

    I wonder what Pig does when he’s recycling cardboard and he sees the sign, “break down boxes.”

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    even the ‘great’ ones have somewhat ‘off’ days goat. and it could be ‘goose’ down – or ‘blackhawk’ down – or maybe even ‘strip’ down – isn’t it great how pig has the time to cheer up down.

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    DOGLADY1 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Love it!

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    If it had been Rat responding in the last panel, I’m sure we would have seen Stephan looking down in the mouth.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    only a sham.That was obviously a blanket statement.

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Let’s hope Guard Duck doesn’t hear about this.

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 9 years ago

    When You Feel A Little Down…Its Time To Change the Duck… not pillow!

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    phlash  over 9 years ago

    I guess that’s better than feeling all puffy…

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Pig was going to turn to the cool side of the pillow, but he wasn’t invited. He never is.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 9 years ago

    Stephan: “Tell that to Tony Rubino!”

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago

    At least he’s not going around goosing people.

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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    Or should be…

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    dre7861  over 9 years ago

    Oh I bit that one!

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    Daeder  over 9 years ago

    Maybe the pillow can take comfort talking to the comforter. He too, knows what it’s like to be down.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Goat is being too gentle with Cartoon-Boy. What a downer today!

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    do you wanna buy a duck? does it quack? of course, it quacks

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    The pillow will feel better if he gets plumped up.

    xxx

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    sphynn  over 9 years ago

    Shouldn’t Goat have said: “find more pro-duck-tive work”?

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    rajasetlur  over 9 years ago

    It’s eider down or up

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    rajasetlur  over 9 years ago

    Because the pillow is down, the sleeper is up, refreshed

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    Richard V Anderson  over 9 years ago

    Zeus!!! I LOVE this strip—every single day! I’ve even gotten used to the crocs.

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    K M  over 9 years ago

    You tell lies thinkin’ I can’t see,you can’t cry ‘cause you’re laughin’ at me…

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    Secretly, I love his puns. I must stay in character while in strip, however.

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