Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    It’s Saturday and Stephan has plans.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    What would we have seen if Rat had asked for “sex on the beach”?

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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    It’s always a slow day. I think it’s an epidemic.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    Two thumbs down? Nah, make it two thousand.

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    Queen of America  over 9 years ago

    It made ME laugh.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Good thing Rat didn’t order a shot and a beer!

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Is it a sin tequila mocking rat?

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    nerdhoof  over 9 years ago

    “Fuzzy navel? But you’ve already got one!”

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Cartoon-Boy did go kinda light on this strip, didn’t he, Rat?So, does this become a baseball-bat day, or do we let him off with the verbal barb? —It is the weekend….

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It wouldn’t be humorous if he didn’t break down the 4th wall on these.

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    Al Nala  over 9 years ago

    The chaser needs/should have a butcher knife. Admittedly, rat is not blind blind, he’s just blind to anyone but himself.

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    Digital Frog  over 9 years ago

    Do English majors order a Bard and Chaucer?

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago

    call me a taxi – (drum roll) – o.k. you’re a taxi!! – (rim shot)-don’t know why but it made me think of this joke sequence

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    kaffekup   over 9 years ago

    Would one of the be a Hop, Skip, and Go Naked?

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    nosirrom  over 9 years ago

    A beautiful woman walks into a bar full of bachelors and orders a shot of whiskey.The bartender asks if she wants a chaser with it. She says “Hon, in another minute they’ll all be chasing me.”

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    Rwill  over 9 years ago

    After that he will probably need a little breather.

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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    “Gimme three steps…”

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    krcaddis  over 9 years ago

    Freddie Kruger would have been better

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    Stocky One  over 9 years ago

    It made me laugh! But even if Stephen has a slow day, he’s still funnier than most other strips.

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    Nicholas Taylor  over 9 years ago

    it’s tough when you live on your front steps

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Well, I thought it was rather amusing.

    But that’s just me.

    xxx

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    No legs on that so called runner !

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    {Read bio} rat the overthrow  over 1 year ago

    why only a shot

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    Nope, a general strike. With a lightning walk out by the laughs and chuckles department.

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