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Rat: I've decided to become an organ donor.
Goat: That's wonderful! What a generous gesture. Why did you decide to do it?
Rat: Because my gigantic brain should live forever.
Goat: They don't take the brain.
Rat: Whoa. So much for helping stupid people.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
At least Rat tried to do something good.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
Rat, if you want to help the stupid, go to a self-help seminar.
cdgar about 9 years ago
I’m going to try to get my brain implanted in an 18 year old’s body when I die. About as close as I can get to immortality.
knight1192a about 9 years ago
Folks that think their incredibly smart are often folks who aren’t half as smart as they think.
alviebird about 9 years ago
And there are so many people who could use the help. I see them every day.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
There was a campy horror movie (rather NSFW) called Head of the Family, featuring a looney evil mastermind with a truly huge head. I bet Rat would have relished getting that part! (Even though the bad brain came to a bad end….)
juicebruce about 9 years ago
Rat what about all the brain cells you are killing with the beer ?
yvantheterrible about 9 years ago
Amen
whiteheron about 9 years ago
AMEN !!!!!!
JudyAz about 9 years ago
I thought he was going to give his Wurlitzer to charity
mammamoonbeam about 9 years ago
Can we get back to being funny here? Please? We are not going to solve life’s conundrum . Let’s just have a few laughs and be done with it!
dadoctah about 9 years ago
The ancient Egyptians with their embalming and life after death made a point of saving all the organs in their own separate jars when they turned a dead king into a mummy..Except the brain..They took that out through the nose after slicing it to pieces, then threw it away. They thought its only function was to keep the blood cool.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
Momentary weakness on Rat’s part. You can’t help stupid people. They’re too stupid and, if you buy them books, they’ll just chew the covers off and vote Republican anyway. Rat will now go back to the natural order in which stupid people are fun to play with and lucrative to defraud. It’s a blessing that there are so many of them. They earn so little that you have to rip off a whole bunch of them to make anything. .I really don’t see Rat as an organ donor anyway. Not without payment up front.
Ermine Notyours about 9 years ago
They don’t take infected parts; Rat’s brain especially.
Mentor397 about 9 years ago
I am immortal. Well, until the Quickening, that is.
lmonteros about 9 years ago
Reminds me of Abby Normal. But they do use parts of the brain for tissue donation.
tazz555 about 9 years ago
Ive never seen such a selfish reason to do something selfless
Enguneer Premium Member about 9 years ago
this is why I’m not a donor – because they don’t take the brain, and my gigantic brain and great wisdom should live forever.
Also, they don’t transplant the humility, and I’m very humble.
LeoDaSavage over 6 years ago
That was the kindest thing that rat did in all of pearls! But seriously, that rat is EVIL!
LOAFY over 3 years ago
Just don’t donate your liver