Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2015
July 15, 2015
July 17, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: I got a new job. Goat: Doing what? Blues Singer: I woke up this mornin' with the bright sun and listen, girl, I ain't missed you none... Rat: 'Ain't' is not correct english, and you've used a double negative, so let's try, 'I haven't missed you an inordinate amount.' Goat: You correct the blues? Rat: Yes. What rhymes with 'inordinate'?
Who was the comedian that did a bit like that on Stephen Foster’s “Ol’ Man River”?