Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    You gotta get back on the horse, Timmy.

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    Would’ve thought he was used to hard knocks.

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    cdgar  over 9 years ago

    It Keeps Right On A-Hurtin’… (Johnny Tillotson, 1962).

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    It’s been a long time, Timmy. Give it another try….

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    Kind&Kinder  over 9 years ago

    “You better let somebody love you…” before you become soup.

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Well, some tortoise have lived for over 150 years so I guess 36 years is still a little too soon to hop back on that bike. Give it another four years Timmy.

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    Lamberger  over 9 years ago

    OH! SEVENTY-nine. I almost had a traumatic flashback….

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 9 years ago

    1879 that is (he is a tortoise!)

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    juicebruce  over 9 years ago

    Rolling Stones “Time Is On My Side”

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    But he is useful at parties, as a table to set drinks down while people go to the head.

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    mammamoonbeam  over 9 years ago

    Have a son named Timmy. He never comes out of his shell either. Oh, he’s a hard one but I know he’s got his reasons…

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    me  over 9 years ago

    Timmy won the race but the girl still went for the Hare!

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    johndifool  over 9 years ago

    Just send up my love ain’t seen nothing but tearsNow I’ve got myself in this room for yearsI don’t see no one, I never see anyone

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    I feel your pain, Timmy.

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    Guilty Bystander  over 9 years ago

    “I am a rock; I am an island…”

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    nopainogain  over 9 years ago

    The seventies was a tough time to date. I couldnt pull anything in Kindergarten or nursery school. I had to wait til i hit grade school in the 80s to really thrive.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I told him he was making a mistake going for Reba Rabbit. Hare today; gone tomorrow.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    If Timmy’s not ready to date a girl again, maybe he could try some alternatives, like this fellow did.

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    It’s her loss.

    xxx

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    bmonk  about 9 years ago

    Of course, 36 years is only about 10 in turtle years . . .

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    mbzylnf2  almost 9 years ago

    Why has nobody asked how he got there without putting his legs out of his shell?

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    alantain  over 1 year ago

    Makes a great place to sit, though!

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