Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 03, 2015

Hang on there! Oh. Duck in a box. Duck. Whew.

I would buy a guard duck in a box.

Rat, get the duck out of here!

Toys R Us just shuttered its flagship store. You might as well try to get that thing into Gimbels or Abraham & Strauss.

Rat looks more like heading towards Lawsuits Я Us.

Goat’s wrong. Nothing wrong about a duck in the box. Now Guard Duck in the box might be a bad idea, especially if that RPG has a hair trigger to it.

That’s more a “home security device” than a toy…

Wow what an idea.Maybe Andy and Justin will add a crank to their box.

if he can get those on the shelves before in-laws arrive on Christmas Eve, he’ll have a bestseller.

I don’t think that toy is all it’s quacked up to be.

Well, for a mercenary like Li’l Guard Duck, a job is a job, even if attached to a spring in a box. But he seems a little slow to fire his RPG today! I hope he’s not getting to be too old for his line of work….

It would sell well in Eugene Oregon. They love anything ‘Duck’. Just the opposite in Corvallis Oregon where Duck is considered a dirty word.

there ought to be a quackdown on quack- in- a- box jokes

they’re going to think Rat is a terrorist

I wonder if LGD was confit in that box….

355 mass shootings in US so far this year. Weaponry is no longer a laughing matter. IMHO

I want one!

Duck-in-a-Box: The New Fast Food Restaurant?

Beware the hamburgers though because God knows what hill they came from.

Sad to say, but in this day and age, Rat would have lots of potential customers.

For those of you in NY City… sad news: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/one-worlds-most-iconic-toy-164755817.html

That’s a Quack-in-a-box.

It plays exactly the same tune as the one I had when I was little. Guess my mom must have given it to Stephan’s.

Everything’s just Ducky as usual at PBS.

Goat should have got Rat to try it out on himself first.

Oh well.

xxx

Rat found the ‘R’ that Pig was looking for yesterday.Although I thought it was Toys Я Us?

Duck! It’s Duck-in-the-Box!

♫♪All around in PBS landThe crocs they chased the ZebaSomeone gave him a musical boxBang! goes the Guard Duck.♫♪♫

this is just ducky!

B O O M

Press F for Toys-R-Us

So that’s why Toys R Us went out of business.