Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2016

When I told my Mother that my brother was having a “clean” bachelor party, she said, “I’ll give you $500; you get him a stripper.”

Like Pig said to Stephan yesterday, he doesn’t hear very well.

Goat, can I come too?

Topless bars don’t make much sense here in Oregon. The drinks get thinned in the rain.

Party on, Pig! Party on Garth! Party on, Goat!

If he had said “Huge Jugs” would the comic strip censor have been very far behind?

Reminds me of the “SMUT” song that “The Other Half” did back in the 80’s………….the live show

Where’s that comic strip censor been these past few days?

Huge Jugs are for Octoberfest

One of the funniest in a looong time!

Did you hear about the man who walked into a bar? He said “Ow!”.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s off to the burlesque show we go.You pay two bits to see two …..

Pig’s mom would like Goat. She must understand her son’s awkward relationship with English by now, no?!

Mom Goat don’t want her son where Kim Kardashian is.

I note over on the right is this: Stephan Pastis – All Rights Reserved. The wrongs, however, NEVER get reserved.

And when he gets there and hangs up his coat, he can admire the rack.

Hey, Pig’s a grown man now, Mum!

xxx

Poor Pig…

Don’t think I ever heard “cans” used in reference to toplessness.