Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2016
August 05, 2016
August 07, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: I'm thinking about opening a 10,000 seat outdoor concert venue on our block. Goat: You can't do that. This is a residential neighborhood. At a minimum. You'd have to file an environmental impact report. Rat: I did. Have a look. "There will be noise." Goat: Could you add a little more detail? "Lotsa Noise."
Rat can always bribe the council members to get the permit.