Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2016
September 03, 2016
September 05, 2016
Transcript:
Pig: you're doing a great job.
Just breath.
Deep, Slow Breaths.
Just a little bit more.
Visualize your cervix opening.
Goat: Do you want to explain Labor Day to him or should I?
Rat: And ruin all this fun? No chance.
Well it could of been called “The Last Official Federal Holiday Of The Summer Season” but it was easier to say “Labor Day”……………have a safe and wonderful holiday folks !
try talking to your wife as if you are a sports coach, that will get things going, get you going out of the room, not to make fun of any mothers or anyone who may be pregnant here
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
I think Rat did tell Pig what Labor Day is all about.
Sherlock Watson almost 8 years ago
Panel 7: Greatest pick-up line of all time.
LuvThemPluggers almost 8 years ago
Visualize yourself with a black eye, Pig!
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
oh, good grief
hariseldon59 almost 8 years ago
I’m surprised that Pig even knows that definition of labor. I would have thought that he believed the stork brought babies.
jaroc93 almost 8 years ago
Pig ceases to amaze me.
Bilan almost 8 years ago
What do these guys know about labor? We never see them at a job.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Man, just today, my family was doing that joke.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Is Pig a registered and licensed midwife-assistant? If not, sentence him to hard labor!
Hugh B. Hayve almost 8 years ago
I wanna see a panel where one of the ladies asks Pig for an epidural.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
LOL! Oh, man, I love Pig
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
Well it could of been called “The Last Official Federal Holiday Of The Summer Season” but it was easier to say “Labor Day”……………have a safe and wonderful holiday folks !
prairiedogdance Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m just clueless why this ran today. Kinda makes no sense if it’s not actually Labor Day.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
And thus a new federal holiday is born.
Gerard Carroll almost 8 years ago
ROTFLMAO!!!!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK! I love it!!
pugmahone12 almost 8 years ago
more crocs, please
John Smith almost 8 years ago
I’m just surprised none of the women have started pushing yet!!(Pushing Pig away) Guess they are all in their “happy places.”
Chad Cheetah almost 8 years ago
I had to reread the strip to understand.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago
After panel 7, Pig himself may be trying to deliver his head from one of his orifices.
jdsven almost 8 years ago
Clearly, it is a Holiday Weekend, because Pig said “Cervix” and the Comic Strip Censor with his Scrooge McDuck hat is nowhere in sight.
A_NY_Outlaw almost 8 years ago
if he keeps this up, I detect a kick to the oompa loompas is inevitable.
Loopy Frogger Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Very very good Pastis.
Troglodyte almost 8 years ago
Pig – at your cervix…
Joken' almost 8 years ago
I bet the mid wife’s union liked that one
Number Three almost 8 years ago
Does Pig even know what a cervix is?
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the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
try talking to your wife as if you are a sports coach, that will get things going, get you going out of the room, not to make fun of any mothers or anyone who may be pregnant here
Comicsexpert almost 6 years ago
Is this the first mention of a cervix in syndicated comics? Not Skeezix. Cervix.
alantain 9 months ago
At least he stopped short of “I can see the head crowning.”