Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 01, 2016

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    Sherlock Watson  about 8 years ago

    Those kids can really test the teacher’s mettle.

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    cdgar  about 8 years ago

    I’ve never been attracted to school like that.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 8 years ago

    The ride looks kind of fun.

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    cdgar  about 8 years ago

    Actually the rounded portion of a horseshoe magnet doesn’t attract anything, only the N and S poles on the two ends do.

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    knight1192a  about 8 years ago

    Was going to ask if that’s Timmy Failure, but I don’t think it looks right. If I had one of his Timmy Failure books I’d probably know if it looks right or not.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 8 years ago

    You know, education can be a big draw.

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    dadoctah  about 8 years ago

    Ferrous Bueller’s day off.

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    asianwoof  about 8 years ago

    Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

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    blunebottle  about 8 years ago

    “Magnet Schools” is a new one on me. Never heard the term in Canada, must be only American. Looked it up, it’s nothing new, been around since the 70’s.

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    juicebruce  about 8 years ago

    Tis a new way to travel to school no buses needed and you get there in a flash !

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 8 years ago

    Boo! Hiss!

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    bigcatbusiness  about 8 years ago

    Yet another bummer way to force you into school.

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    Chief Inspector   about 8 years ago

    that kid has mental illness: he is bipolar

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    Guilty Bystander  about 8 years ago

    That kid better hang on for dear life or he’ll end up adding to the dropout rate.

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    Chad Cheetah  about 8 years ago

    That book up at the top made me laugh!

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    mommadillo  about 8 years ago

    Damn, dude – kinda phoned this one in, didn’t ya?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago

    That’s a measure of his density.

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    2oldjew  about 8 years ago

    Puns are a cheap shot when P cant think of sh*t.

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    Radish...   about 8 years ago

    I can’t get close to school, it repels me.

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    Govi Premium Member about 8 years ago

    “Magnets! How do they work?”

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    pugmahone12  about 8 years ago

    We need crocs and we need them now!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LuvThemPluggers  about 8 years ago

    Hey! Great idea for those little boys who diddle around on the way to school!

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    richdell  about 8 years ago

    When they expel a student, they just have to change his polarity.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I tried to think of something clever to say, but all the good stuff has been taken!

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    Logical Duck  about 8 years ago

    Do magnet schools have field trips?

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    Why is he so ‘attracted’ to the school?

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    vogonpoetry  about 8 years ago

    What’s a magnet school?

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    Rat’s attitude is more prevalent among the bigwigs of teachers’ unions, who regard magnet schools as a threat to their funding and enrollments. Negotiations for the contract with Chicago Public Schools (CPS) are very much in the news right now around where I am. Trigger Warning: Cartoon-Boy’s understanding of what a “magnet school” is may be hazardous to your education.

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    HowieL  about 8 years ago

    Dude – that’s really Gauss!

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    rcoaster  about 8 years ago

    I hate Pastis’ puns.

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