Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2016

Pig – more guts than brains.

Now that’s intestinal fortitude.

I got a gut feeling these two are speaking different languages.

Women will agree with this one. Other areas may shrink in size but that gut is freakin for-ever!

When I listen to my gut, it get’s larger.

And the most tasty.

So it isn’t true that Pig is gutless.

Ah yes the gut comes from a See-Food diet…………you see the food and eat it all…………Beer will not help this condition although beer helps with other conditions :-)

I think with Pig it’s called “pork belly,” or bacon.

Yeah, let’s all trust the part of ourselves that’s literally full of s—-.

GUT FEEDBACK LOOP: -Gut says eat - Gut gets bigger — Gut says eat — Gut gets bigger — Gut says…

Trusting your gut is “truthiness” — Colbert’s word, meaning that what is self evident when you use your mind is less important than what you know in your gut. You believe your gut, not your mind, because you don’t like what you know with your mind. The problem with using your gut for thinking instead of your brain is that the products of the two organs become virtually identical.

I’m watching my waistline— that’s why I keep it out in front where I can see it easier.

More crocs, please.

Pig clearly doesn’t know anyone who will be on parenteral nutrition the rest of their lives.

Pig’s gut is telling him it’s time for dinner.

xxx

Gosh; it’s the (supposedly) wise Goat who says trust your gut! Poor literal-minded Pig merely follows his lead. I guess you could say that, in Pig’s case, Goat has been tossing pearls before swine….

when i listen to my gut, i feel like puking