Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2016

Rudy, don’t waste your time. Stephan can’t do anything for you.

Old joke:

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Did you hear about Randolph, the Brown-Nosed Reindeer?

He could fly as fast as Rudolph, but he couldn’t stop as fast.

If I were Stephan, I’d name the reindeer Randy (and I still think this is lame).

Rudy’s back! Rudy’s back!

And he’s got your behind.

If his nose doesn’t shine, what does? His antlers?

What a write-in! Shame on you, Stephan!

Could be worseRedolf the rude-nosed reindeer*

Had a very naughty nose,

And if you ever saw it

You would blush down to your toes.

All of the other reindeer

Teased till he broke out in hives,

They wouldn’t let poor Redolf

Anywhere near their reindeer wives!

Rudy looks like one of the Crocs……

Smelly cheese is an acquired taste.

Rudolph’s ex-wife is Olive, as in Olive the other reindeer used to laugh at him and call him….(stolen from another commenter).

Rudy second to Rudolph, but doesn’t stop as fast?

Venison and bacon burgers tonight?

His puns are GREAT i agree with Rudy

Man! I have an adult little ditty I just thought of, but I just ain’t gonna post it.

Is the pun supposed to be as simple as, “He’s a brown-noser?”

Interestingly, Stephan himself has made this joke before.The date was December 21st, 2003. Not criticizing, just thought it was interesting.

I agree with Brown-nose. This is the best comic strip in the universe.

Actually, I have to admit, they are funny…

I have a Brown-nosed reindeer tee shirt.

if nobody else will say it,then I will,something smells like sh*t here!

You know you’re off-the-charts desperate for approval when you have to create comic strip characters in order to give it to you. Pastis, please get some professional help.

We just heard that one of our former next door neighbours died last night. She was 83 and my Mum had known her for years. We attended her 80th Birthday party in 2013.

I hate getting news like this so close to Christmas.

Sorry to be a downer. I’m not expecting anybody to care of course. After all you don’t know me.

xxx

HEY. Who you callin’ a brown nose?

He’s right behind Rudolf in the team – can run just as fast, but can’t stop as guickly.

Cartoon-Boy is not only a desperate megalomaniac, but he’s also a self-deceiving liar.

You do not hear that often, pudgy (drinking too many beers with your peer, Larry Croc?).

You need help! Mental illness is nothing of which to be ashamed….

That’s Rudy the Brown-Noser Reindeer, not Rudy the Brown-Nose Reindeer.

Go flirt with your son rudy

Randolph rge brown nosed reindeer,Had a brown and shiny nose,Randolph struts right behind Rudolph,Everywhere that santa goes. Randolph the brown nosed reindeer,The pride of old Saint nick!The reason that his nose is brown, well,

RUDOLPH ALWAYS STOPS TOO QUICK