Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2017
Transcript:
Pig: How come every time I fall asleep while sitting in a chair, my head falls forward and wakes me up? Rat: Sleep gnomes. They push it forward just for the joy of watching it snap back. Goat: Maybe you should tell him about gravity. Rat: And ruin the fun? Pig: This will be my gnome-dome. It will keep out the gnomes.
Don’t tell Trump about this. He’ll build a wall around Nome, Alaska.