Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2017

Reference to gravity or any other scientific facts is now prohibited.

A chrome-gnome-dome-home?

Don’t strain your brain, Pig.

Don’t tell Trump about this. He’ll build a wall around Nome, Alaska.

I have a feeling that Rat/Trump is thinking that if evolution, and its "smart-[a-word] folks who say we came by descending from monkeys, is only a disproven theory, then so is gravity.

Maybe Pig should march in the streets? That would certainly show those gnomes who’s the boss!

I only wear mine at night…it muffles the voices in my head and and allows the wife to sleep better.

Looks like that dumb helmet head finally found a use for his colander.

Pig’s idea has holes in it.

Pig is a Pastafarian! www.venganza.org

If gravity existed it would pull the birds out of the trees when they go to sleep.

It is fascinating watching someone sleep while sitting, with their head falling slowly forward and then jerking back. I am easily amused I guess.

Pig doesn’t know about the law of gravity, but then he never studied law.

On a train your head falls backwards because of the forward motion?

Pigs a Pastafarian!

I would hate to see anybody fall asleep on a stool. The bang on the head when they fall will certainly wake them up!

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The Gnome Dome sounds like a dungeons and dragons college football game.

I will refrain from saying how often my forehead has hit my computer keyboard late at night [technically, early in the morning]. It would be unseemly.

And, yet, I will not wear a colander!

Is it canon that Rat is now ALWAYS President? I seems like there continue to be strips like today’s where there is no indication that he is.

Gee whiz