Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2017
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Transcript:
"Once upon a time in the utensil drawer." Fork: Honey...I think I'm having contractions. Fork 2: Okay...just breathe, baby...I'll get the car. "So the forks went to the hospital." Fork 2: I'll get the door for you sweetie. Knife: Goodbye. Good luck! "And after ten hours of labor..." Fork 2: Here comes the baby, honey! Dr: Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Fork. Its a - Spork. "Mr. Spoon fled the utensil drawer as fast as he could." Goat: That's not how sporks are made. Rat: Yes it is. Pis: That does it. I'm putting my spoons in a separate drawer.
Well, it is what the current Idiot-in-Chief thinks, and he will make us all accept it as fact.