Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2017

That’s what spooning will get you.

Well, it is what the current Idiot-in-Chief thinks, and he will make us all accept it as fact.

I heard that the spoon ran off with a dish while the dog was laughing.

I would hate to see Rat’s rendition of the “Hey-Diddle-Diddle” line of the dish running away with the spoon.

What the fork?!

These mixed marriages never work out! The kids get mixed messages.

And here I thought the knife would’ve been the backstabber…

This strip is forking ridiculous.

Rat draws funnier cartoons than Cartoon-Boy’s pun-strips.

That’s really cute. Who knew that Rat can actually be funny when he wants to be?

Think of the thousands of children that read this strip. They are terribly confused and traumatized now.

Design theory as taught at Fork U.

Funniest Pearls strip I’ve read in some time now.

“Who was that ladle I saw you with last night?”“That was no ladle, that was my knife.”

Most useless utensil ever “conceived”.

Just love the 6th panel.

I love the look on Mr. Forks’s face.

I just noticed that rat puts the pencil under his ear instead of above it like the rest of us.

Never trust a runcible spoon.

I’ve seen this happen tine and tine again.

I thought the spoon ran away with the dish? Or was that his brother, the soup spoon.Also, is it a spork or a foon?

I was so confused, how can a fork drive a car? ;<))

Yeah, well, spork you, buddy!

And the Dish was heartBROKEN after learning what that two-timing Spoon did.

Mr. Fork calls in Mack the Knife to deal with his spoon problem.

Well, they don’t call them “spoons” for nothing.

Is this why I can never find a spoon in the drawer when I want one?

Poor Spork was out of place so he left this world for a career in Star Fleet

well he looks sorta like a fork head.

Apparently the way you can tell a male fork from a female is that the male has an extra prong.

Hahahahaha! This is mad. I love it!

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Or as Key & Peele called it once, a “fpoon”.Google “the continental breakfast”. It’s hilarious.

It’s not a lie, it’s an “alternative fact”

Just once I’d like to see him draw a female doctor; no wonder in real life everyone mistakes us for nurses, we’re never represented in TV Shows, films, books, comic strips, etc…

OK, now explain a runcible spoon.

These people know nothing

one of my favorite comics

What would happen if a spork married a butter knife?