Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2017
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Transcript:
Goat: Did you hear about this politician? He died by his own hand.
Pig: Did it attack him in his sleep?
Goat: Let's start over.
Pig: Poor politicians. Even their own hands hate them.
There is such a thing as alien hand syndrome where a person seems to lose control over their own hand. It may even try to choke them or otherwise do them harm. An example of this would be the Dr. Strangelove character from the movie.
if only the politicians had enough courage to follow through with something that was not totally obstructive and negative. there once was a pres named obama. i wish he had more support in that corrupt spider nest called congress.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
You’re better off having small hands; they’re less dangerous.
pearlsbs over 7 years ago
There is such a thing as alien hand syndrome where a person seems to lose control over their own hand. It may even try to choke them or otherwise do them harm. An example of this would be the Dr. Strangelove character from the movie.
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Ever read a short story called “The Beast with Five Fingers”?
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
I think Pig has it right.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago
Dr. Strangelove is unavailable for comment.
PICTO over 7 years ago
Gotta hand it to you Stephan, you did good.
davidweinstock over 7 years ago
if only the politicians had enough courage to follow through with something that was not totally obstructive and negative. there once was a pres named obama. i wish he had more support in that corrupt spider nest called congress.
John Smith over 7 years ago
The right hand was tired of not knowing what the left one was doing. Trust me! It’s humiliating!
cdgar over 7 years ago
Trump must have his hands full, even when they’re not where they don’t belong.
juicebruce over 7 years ago
Give him a hand for a job well done…..clap,clap,ect.
johndifool over 7 years ago
Check out this week’s Monty for a hand that went bad…
mortaur over 7 years ago
Even tiny hands can attack you.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Hey, maybe Anthony Weiner will use this as his defense….
Number Three over 7 years ago
I have never heard that phrase before “He died by his own hand”
What?
xxx
James1155 over 7 years ago
My politician’s hands are clean!
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Talk to the Hand!
I’m sure it has a logical explanation for what it did….
Swirls Before Pine over 7 years ago
If my right hand was half the hand my left is I’d be a happier man.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 7 years ago
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