Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2017

And give the wooden horse a double.

Today’s background music: “On a Carousel” by The Hollies.

Pig’s first round up…?

It’s fun, but it has its ups and downs.

Next time he goes horseback riding, he’ll keep it up until he runs out of quarters.

Give him a glass of apple juice. He’ll never know the difference, just so he can play cowboy.

Pig is a smoker? Well, I guess that’s appropriate, for bacon and ham….

This explains why there is a part of the pig known as the tenderloin.

Pig grab a bat and hit Rat now while you still have that look on your face !

Pig drinking a whisky? I can see the aftermath now: “Jeepers, that’s yucky!”

What has pig been smoking?

He rides an old paint, and leads an old dam. Gone to Montana and throw the houlihan.

Looks like Pig roped them in today.

Pig, keep a sharp eye out for Nasty Canasta. He’s one tough ’omber.

A pig riding a horse would be a strange sight.

I rather like this Pig.

Pig is such a plastic-banana phony! What a typical California Fake Cowboy! Thank goodness we have Rat around to keep a grip on reality (Goat is too gullible and go-along-to-get-along)….

crocs, NOW !!!

Whiskey for my men, Beer for my horses.

Pig smoking, and having a five o’ clock shadow? Well, this is unusual

Does Pig always have a belly button?

You’ve heard of the “Marlboro Man”, meet the “Pall Mall Pig”!

“Mostly in circles” describes most riding arenas, doesn’t it?

How is Granny?