Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 22, 2017

The president has no sense of humor.

Mr. Double-Pointer seems to be Stephan’s official fall guy.

He deserved to be buried. Now, where’s that cartoonist?

Doesn’t Trump have a copyright on that claim? When did Pig start wearing glasses?

The Art of the Pun. This is lovely.

So this was a neck-tie party ?

Rat will make the West wilder than Jim, Artemis, & Dr. Loveless ever could!!

Can’t hang me, I’m already hung.

Spicer? We can only hope…

Indiana Bones

Valid defense in the old West:

“Why’d you hang him?”

“Cause he needed hangin’”

What, nobody has yet observed that no noose is good noose?

I admire President Rat’s versatility, though. Yesterday the beer truck, today this.

Now this one actually made me laugh!

One thing, though, shouldn’t that be Ivanka’s Boots® Hill?

It’s been awhile. Crocs please.

Yeah Crocs.

I’m diggin’ Pig’s look. Those spectacles are cool, man!

The king had sentenced the court jester to hanging for constantly making bad puns. At the last moment he had a change of heart and pardoned the jester, who then said, “No noose is good news,” so they hung him anyway.

Better then being buried on the obituary page (where most retractions and clarifications seem to appear).

GROAN!

xxx

It’s Marshal Rat Dillon.

Im a Trump supporter and I find this hilarious. More Trump puns plz!

Hang ’Em High! (With dramatic musical score by Ennio Morricone.)

Trump looks weird without his wig.

FAKE HUMOR! SAD!